[CJ-N1] Boars, no love for pigs

Years of being called pig by the man of Bree hasn’t made Noffer anymore of a lover of the hobbits. “It’s the hobbits that always make the mess”, not us! After a few run-ins with the bounders at the storage silos it was time for him to find greener pastures.

Don’t be such a boar. I’ll arrange for some better grass. We’ll turn that frown upside down. ” And have a nice little turn(ip) over for ourselves”, he thought.

Noffer had made it’s way east. Eventually making it across the Misty Mountains he found the Beorning lands very suitable to his kind of enterprise. Even the folk there seem be more wilder then the elfs and ruffians of Bree.

Noffer took some pigs under it’s wing. And what some never expected to happen came to fruition. The pigs of Rhovanion started to soar. Carving out a little market for themselves. During the harsh years of the war of the ring they opened their mud pits for all that needed them.

Trouble was brewing in the Shire. Food was getting scarce while the seasons were good. Dean wasn’t sure he could trust the postal service or the pigs. Bound to get stucked.

Dean wasn’t the only one busy with a letter. Visitors from the distant Anduin had arrived in Michel Delving.

Just repeat what you said to bounder Primstone. Honesty is always the best solution.

The cooking guild wasn’t ready to share their piece of the cake anymore. Old arrangements seem to be collapsing like a bad souffle.

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