A Dwarven Haiku

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Taste my ax you filthy orc
Time to comb my beard

14 thoughts on “A Dwarven Haiku”

  1. Good stuff, man.

    There was a dwarf warden named Sig,
    Who had a sweet beardtastic gig.
    But he tried a new gambit
    With spear far too crammed hit
    Now his face fur is not longer as big.

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