Who’s that Nazgûl?

The Song

This parody of the Eurythmic‘s Who’s That Girl? describes the flight of Frodo ring-bearer to Rivendell to escape from the Nine Riders.

Lyrics

V1:

Riding for Rivendell
As fast as the wind.
The Black Riders
Are closing fast behind.
They shadow your trail.
They are hard on the chase.
You just cannot lose them.
‘Tis a desperate race.

Br:

For there’s just one thing –
And there’s just one thing –
Yeah there’s just one thing –
That I really wanna know

Ch:

Those Black Riders
Are riding hard after you. Tell me
Who’s that Nazgûl
Stalking and hunting you? Tell me
In the darkness
On weathertop they pursue. Tell me
Olórin Istar –

V2:

The Ford of Bruinen
Whispers at their feet.
They want the ring-bearer.
They will never retreat.
The Ringwraiths ride in
And would the waters cross.
The Bruinen arises
The Black Riders are lost.