Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
And one additional ring for ambiguous interpretation leading to new revenue and franchising opportunities…
Barnabras shakes his head “NO”
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
And one additional ring for ambiguous interpretation leading to new revenue and franchising opportunities…