Please note: The following post was an April Fool’s joke and is not real.
Word of the latest addition players will be able to acquire in the next update has reached us from a confidential source at Turbine: cosmetic pet balrogs. Presently, we have a variety of tiny huorns, chickens, shrews, cave-claws and more, all available for the price of however long it takes to grind tokens or wait for the RNG to swing in our favor.
This most recent addition to the cosmetic pet selection is rumored to be available in Angmar, as part of the effort to revive interest in old zones. No word yet as to what the barter currency will be (roving threats are a possibility) or if there will be different-colored variants available.
Want one! Can I have one?
Do you have fireproof clothes and permission from local fire brigade?