Shieldbeard Strikes Back

5 thoughts on “Shieldbeard Strikes Back”

1. *shivers*

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2. Where’s his apprentice, Darth Hobbiteous?

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   1. He is in the back, eating pie.

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      1. I presume an elf is at the end of that lightning? An elf named Legolucas Shield-surfer? Oh and Thranduil is Legolucas’ evil father that Legolucas doesn’t realize is actually evil? This is because he was told his father actually fought in the clone wa- I mean goblin wars. When Thranduil’s loyalty was tested in the heat of a war to take back the galax-I mean Moria he decides to betray his maste-I mean the person he had sworn fealty to. Then this causes a huge hupalah that leads to the plot-points of three movies and countless marketing power and somehow ends with a happy ending with the father and son in trees among the animals that have a language only they understand.

         Wait? You said you were a dwarf? Never-mind! The dwarf wins and somehow takes over the entire galax-I mean all of Middle-earth. This is most likely because the dwarf never ran as a politician and instead of pre-planning everything he simply knows never to trust an elf. This caused him to never take an elf as an apprentac-I mean have an elf swear fealty to him because he knew the elf would only toss him down a huge gap in the Death Sta-I mean Moria in the end.

         …and that your honor is why I never do fan fiction.

3. Wow, Andang! I thought it was just a Lore Master with a glow stick!

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