On my last visit to the Elrond’s Last Homely House in Rivendell, I noticed that our favorite stationary elf was standing on a rather disheveled floor tile. After applying a blowtorch to Elrond’s soles and prying his immobile body from the locked position (he’s fine, other than experiencing some movement sickness), I removed the tile and made a discovery possibly greater than the One Ring. Underneath that floorboard were several rejected LOTRO movie posters.
Even with the request by the elves to never share these posters, I figured what’s the worst they can do? It’s not like they can stay alive to torture me for the next several hundred years…right? RIGHT?
Below are six rejected projects that never quite made it to the big screen. Click on any poster to view the full-size image.
↑ Bonus Poster, thanks to Barnabras! ↑
ALTerations is a working title for a series that I may or may not mess around with at random times, in which I get to have a little fun playing around with various LOTRO bits and bobs in GIMP (image editor…basically the poor man’s Photoshop). I certainly don’t mind attempting to display a little humor for means of entertainment, even at the expense of book/game/movie lore. It’s all in good fun, really.
Your turn! What rejected LOTRO movie titles/posters can you come up with? Share below!