The One Ring Auction

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   Braxwolf / September 23, 2013

   Conditions for the winner of this auction. Winner must agree to all terms. Failure to do so will cause winner to forfeit all winnings, and ensure the certain destuction of all known worlds.

   I.Winner must:
   a) Keep secret
   b) Keep safe

   II. In the event that a discrete council determines that the winnings must be cast into the fiery chasm from whence it came, winner must:
   a) Simply walk into Mordor
   b) Destroy winnings without hesistation. Failure to comply with section II b may or may not cost the winner a minor appendage.

   Happy bidding!

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     Lilikate Buggins. / September 23, 2013

     Indeed 🙂 Nice job Brax!

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     knowfere / September 23, 2013

     Brilliant!

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     Floradine / September 23, 2013

     You will set up a Queen, and I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night. Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain…all shall love me and despair!

     For I am a hobbit and I have cookies and I ate them all. ;D

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